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I’m not surprised. I thought the initial whirlwind of news lacked that official ring to it - the sweet, sweet taste that distincts it from everyday rumors - but it was being confirmed “everywhere” so we all took a bite. But, they were wrong. Eric Bana is not, and will not be, playing James Bond in the next flick. Shocking, eh?
“Someone told me that yesterday,” he laughs. “That’s not something I’ve ever really contemplated — no, I wouldn’t be a Bond, no.”
5th August | Reply
Curse the news sites. Curse them all and their evil writing techniques. I should have known better.
On the other hand, the other day I got the low-down on the reason Pierce decided not to be Bond anymore, though I guess I don’t know if that’s official or not. Can’t really be arsed looking around on the internet. It is about Brosnan, Stoppard, and a swirling maelstrom of MGM stupidity.
5th August | Reply
Damn you internet, why must you hurt me with your lying? WHY MUST YOU RUIN THE RELATIONSHI??!
5th August | Reply
*relief*
he would have been a crappy bond anyway
6th August | Reply
Oh thank you merciful god.
7th August | Reply
Curses. I can never trust Aelon again.
7th August | Reply
*slaps Pig*